
Don’t fear the fierce-looking artichoke. Instead, learn to conquer and eat it. Here’s how. (Photo by Laura Groch)
It pains me to see food misused. I once nearly keeled over while watching a cooking-show host take some very fine lobsters, remove all the meat from the shells, then puree it, mix it with other stuff and pour it into a baking dish. Oh! what a terrible way to treat beautiful, succulent lobster meat!
Similarly, I was shocked to see on another show a vendor at an open-air market slicing all the leaves off an artichoke to reach the tender (and yes, delicious) heart. Oh! what a waste of tasty leaves!
But I can understand it — somewhat. You may be familiar with jarred artichoke hearts, but the alien-looking artichoke with its layers of thorny leaves can be intimidating. Though the leafy outside looks formidable, those leaves also offer some good eating.
The bristly leaves come naturally to this member of the thistle family. Artichokes are also the base for the Italian aperitif Cynar. (What? an artichoke-based liqueur? Yes. It’s partly because of the unique property of artichokes to leave a lingering sweet taste after you’ve eaten one. Try this: Eat an artichoke leaf (or a piece of plain artichoke heart), then have a sip of plain water. It will taste sweet. But I digress.)

Leaf tips trimmed (left), then top sheared off is how I prep my artichokes. (Photo by Laura Groch)
Dipped into a sauce of your choosing, the bottoms of the leaves yield more and more meat as you work your way into the center of the artichoke.

Steam the artichokes on the stove, as shown here, or in the microwave until leaves can be removed easily. (Photo by Laura Groch)
Then slice off the stem of the artichoke close to the base. You want a flat surface so the artichoke can stand up on its own. On very young and tender artichokes, some of that stem is also edible.

Down to the artichoke heart and ready to cut away the last tiny thorny leaves. Note the pile of nibbled-at leaves on the plate. (Photo by Laura Groch)
Once you’ve prepared all your artichokes, decide how you want to cook them. I steam mine in a large pot in which I put my steamer rack. If you’re using the same gear, pour about 1 to 1 1/2 inches of water in the pot, sit the artichokes on the rack and cook, covered, for anywhere from 20 minutes to 45 minutes, depending on how many artichokes you’re doing and how large they are.

Cut into the artichoke heart at an angle to remove the last tiny leaves. (Photo by Laura Groch)
I have had pretty good luck with this method, but had even better results recently when I used more water in the steamer than usual. It came over the bottom of the steamer and actually parboiled the bottoms a little more, cooking them a little faster. See what works for you.

At last, the artichoke heart minus the pesky leaves. Slice, dip and enjoy! (Photo by Laura Groch)
I use a soy sauce-olive oil combo. For each serving, I mince or microplane a garlic clove, add about a half-tablespoon each of soy sauce and olive oil, and a dash of lemon juice. Whisked with a mini-whisk, the sauce will emulsify and thicken a bit. Adjust this to your taste (we really like garlic, but not everyone does). And of course you can scale this up a bit. You probably won’t need more than two tablespoons of sauce total per person.